XX. 10 More and We Shall Become Pornographiye.
That last word in the Title is for the search spiders*. Thanks for all your hard work, spiders.
Reesonable.com, which, I might remind you, is a wildly successful fake record label, has hit it's first significant milestone: we've got twenty releases posted on our store.
Now, I know what I'm saying to myself.
"Graham, you haven't even put up shortlinks for all of the albums' release numbers, which follow the pattern of http://rsnbl.com/r[n], where [n] is the arbitrary value assigned to each release."
Now slow down there, internal self - don't you remember why you called this fake record label Reesonable in the first place?
"Yeah dude, of course I do, but way to remind me with such an assholey rhetorical question. Allow me to enumerate--"
You really don't have to--
"You started this. Enumeration follows:
1. In tribute to Paul Reé, about whom more can be read on the Internet
2. Because we strive to be reasonable, in all things - prices, release schedules, hewingness to self-established boundaries, etc."
Yeah, that's right. You kind of went off the rails at the end there.
And you could have mentioned that that is why our parent company is called RSNBL.com, to remove the Paul Reé connotation and appear more professional before its board of directors**.
"Whatever, get to the point long-windy.
We've got 20 releases posted, and in fact we've techncially put out more stuff than that maybe/probably.
In honor of this, and Gates of Heaven's upcoming show at Bruar Falls on January 23rd, all Gates of Heaven albums*** are free for the rest of January:"
http://heav.in/album/out-skies
http://heav.in/album/fall-hustle
[In unison]:
Enjoy!
"Enjoy!"
Yourses,
Graham Smith
Chief Operating Chief, Reesonable.com/RSNBL.com
*I am not sure what I am expecting the spiders to do with this misspelling. Perhaps it will inspire an entrepreneur (like our own former digital chief Tarzan, who, rumor has it, has fallen from grace over at Aol) to finally solve the problem of being unable to leverage sui generis anachronistic cipher deconstruction for business purposes. You have to admit, it's a shitty problem for a lot of us.
** If you'd like to join our board of directors, e-mail us at reesonable at gmail dot com.
*** Excludes greatest hits collections such as "Golden Master."
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